The Sitter (2006 TV Movie) 2 of 10 stars ⭐ TERRIBLE "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" knock-off...

 TERRIBLE "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" knock-off...

THE SITTER/WHILE THE CHILDREN SLEEP (TV Movie 2007) 

2 of 10 stars ⭐

BASIC PLOT: 

Meghan Eastman (Gail O'Grady) is going back to work, and needs a nanny for her two children. Her husband, Carter Eastman (William R. Moses), also works full time as a lawyer, and they both need someone to help out. At first, Abby Reed (Mariana Klaveno) seems like a godsend, but for unknown reasons, everyone around the Eastman's become suspicious of her. Abby is someone to be feared, can the Eastman's figure out why, before it's too late?

WHAT WORKS: 

*The husband, Carter Eastman (William R. Moses), is a bit of a spoiled jackass. His career comes first, and he expects his wife to drop her clients, to celebrate his professional victories. He's always a bit peeved, because his wife is busy with work. In his mind, she's not attentive to his needs, and the children, because she's too focused on her career. Nevermind the fact, he's just as busy with his own. This is a believable storyline, that plays out in households across the USA every day.

WHAT DOESN'T WORK: 

*NO ONE IN THIS MOVIE IS LIKABLE. There's not one character you care or sympathize with. The husband is a misogynistic tool, the wife is petulant and selfish, even the kids are brats. The ancillary characters are horrible too. The neighbor Mel, is a shrew, her son Tom is a peeper, Carter's friend Tate is a sexual predator, someone please nuke this neighborhood!

*FAMILY ACCEPTS NANNY TOO EASILY The family take to Abby (Mariana Klaveno) way to quickly. There's no awkward transition as everyone adjusts, and there always is one.

*WHY DON'T THEY EVER CHECK REFERENCES? Why is a college graduate working as a nanny, and not using her degree? Why don't the parents ask this question? Did they even check her references?

*CHARACTERS NEED BELIEVABLE MOTIVATIONS Why does Shawna (Stacy Haiduk), Meghan's friend, suddenly become suspicious of Abby, when the movie is 2/3's over? Nothing new has happened to make her suspicious. Characters need motivations to make their actions believable. Abby doesn't do anything to make anyone wary of her, but out of the blue, no one trusts her anymore. Why?

*CHARACTERS NEED MOTIVATIONS Why does the neighbor, Mel Olson (Joanne Baron) not trust Abby from day one? The only thing that should give Mel pause is her peeping Tom son (Thomas Curtis), spying on Abby as she undresses at night. That's not Abby's fault, so why is Mel so suspicious? She's basically obsessed with this girl, and there's no real reason given.

*THE HUSBAND IS TOO CLUELESS. This nanny is throwing herself at him, and he's blind to it. No one is that stupid.

*HERE COMES THE DEUS EX MACHINA The orphanage Abby grew up in gives out personal information to Shawna. This is not just improbable, but illegal.

*CHARACTERS NEED BELIEVABLE MOTIVATIONS The reason Abby is obsessed with this family is some kind of stalker syndrome, it is never explained properly. It doesn't make sense, and Abby's motivations remain unclear.

TO RECOMMEND, OR NOT TO RECOMMEND, THAT IS THE QUESTION: 

*I cannot recommend this movie. It has a quality cast, but the script makes it unwatchable. It's a terrible remake of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992). It's not bad because it's a remake, low budget, or because it's a made-for-tv movie. It's bad because the writing never develops any of the characters, or their motivations. I didn't think it would be possible to make Gail O'Grady unlikable, but this movie somehow achieves it.

CLOSING NOTES: 

*THIS IS A MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE, please keep that in mind before you watch\rate it. TV movies have a much lower budget, and so your expectations should be adjusted.

*I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO THE FILM, or production in ANY way. I am just an honest viewer, who wishes for more straight forward reviews. Hope I helped you out.